"What did you dream the night you ate a spider while sleeping?"

I dreamt that I was sitting at the dinner table with all of my extended family. 

Obviously I hadn't met them all, but there was a certain phoniness in my smile that reassured me who they were. I took a spoonful of green peas placing them gently on my plate, not making a sound. 

As I scooped them up and put them in my mouth I felt each one "POP" and begin dancing in my mouth, tapping on my tongue and teeth. As I opened my mouth, almost with anticipation they danced faster. My relatives stood up in amazement, they began to clap and dance as well, for the peas had made them shake their heads in disbelief.

Fin.